Ode to Zhaj

Oh Zhaj, oh owner of nasty and dead cats,
fat and mean dogs,
and CDs.

Oh Zhaj, oh lover of nasty and dead cats,
fat and mean dogs,
and CDs.

Oh Zhaj, oh learner of stick-shift,
recipient of silent treatment,
worker of ice cream places far and wide.

Oh Zhaj, oh quitter of jobs, earner of new jobs,
breaker of Muppet glasses,
snaggly of tooth.

Oh Zhaj, I miss you.